A soft, breathable cotton tee with a quiet, tongue-in-cheek chest print that reads “please do not pet.” Lightweight and smooth against the skin, it settles into your daily rhythm — whether you’re lingering over coffee, wandering a weekend market, or curling up with a good book. The muted, minimalist print keeps the mood wry and subtle, so the shirt reads like a private joke shared with fellow introverts, anxious animal lovers, and anyone who appreciates deadpan humor. Thoughtfully constructed details — a ribbed neckline that holds its shape, shoulder tape to prevent stretching, and a tear-away label for comfort — make this more than a novelty: it’s a lived-in favorite you’ll reach for again and again.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® certified safety - DTG/DTF printing options for clear, long-lasting chest and sleeve prints
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
